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1. Cz-humor- CARS

The cop stops the car, run by an old lady:
“Lady, you have exceeded eighty, you know that?”
“I just look like it in that wig!” The woman defends herself.

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Smart Words…

Count your blessings, not your troubles.
Take the days just one at a time.

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About Men

“Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time…they’re gone.”
Lenny Bruce”

Terminology-Specified…

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go to her and say;
“I am perfect in bed.” This is a  Direct Marketing.

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Cool Down…

“Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, 
which must be preserved at all costs.”|
James Thurber

If Women Ruled The World…

“Lock up your libraries if you like; but there is no gate, no lock, no bolt that you can set upon the freedom of my mind.”
― Virginia Woolf

TECHNICALLY SPEAKING

Last year I exchanged BOYFRIEND for a HUSBAND
and noticed a significant decrease in performance measures;
particularly in applications…

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Unanswered Questions

“When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.”
Mark Twain

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VERY INTERESTING STUFF

“As the biggest library if it is in disorder is not as useful as a small but well-arranged one, so you may accumulate a vast amount of knowledge but it will be of far less value than a much smaller amount if you have not thought it over for yourself.”
Arthur Schopenhauer

Miscellaneous From Life

“If you think this Universe is bad, you should see some of the others.”