“Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.”
Garrison Keillor

Terminology-Specified…

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go to her and say;
“I am perfect in bed.” This is Direct Marketing.

You are at a party with your friends and see a beautiful girl. One of your friends goes to her, turns to you, and says;
“He is perfect in bed.” This is an  Advertisement.

You see a beautiful girl at a party. You go to her and ask for her phone number. The next day you call that number and say, “I’m great in bed.” This is Telemarketing.

You see a beautiful girl at a party. You go to her and offer her a drink. At that time you correct her dress a bit and lightly touch her breast… This is  Public Relations.

You see a beautiful girl at a party. She comes to you and says, “I heard that you are perfect in bed.” This is an effect of the Trade Mark.

You see a beautiful girl at a party. You go to her and convince her to leave with your friend. This is an activity of the  Commercial representative.

Your friend cannot satisfy her and calls you for help. This is the  Commercial Technical Support.

You are on your way to a party and suddenly you realize that all houses on the street certainly house many beautiful girls. You stand in the middle of the street and shout: “I am perfect in bed.”
This is a SPAM!

Great day, sunny and funny!
Maya

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