“A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.”
Robert Frost

“MEN and WOMEN”

IN the LIBRARY…

The young man came to the library, but there was no room anywhere in the study. Finally, he saw one next to a young, pretty girl.
He came to her and asks:
“Please, would you mind if I sat next to you?”
The answer shocked him as the girl began to shout:

“What? No! No way I want to sleep with you! ”All the people in the library began to look at the man in contempt. But there was just one place farther away from the girl, and the man sat down on it and began to read.

Soon the girl came to him and says:
“Sorry, but I study psychology and I had to try it. With what I study, I know exactly how people feel and what they think. You feel ashamed, don’t you?

”The man’s response also shocked her, when he started shouting from his throat:
“What?Two hundred euros for a night? Are you crazy? That really is a lot!”
Everyone in the library glared at the girl, and the man whispered to her:
“You know, I study law, and with what I study, I know exactly how to make an innocent person guilty.”

…………

“AUTOMATIC LINE”

“Hello and Welcome to the automatic line of our psychiatric hospital.

  • If you have an obsessive-compulsive disorder, press number 1 repeatedly

  • If you are incapable, ask someone to press number 2 for you

  • If you have multiple personality syndrome, press 3, 4, 5, and 6

  • If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the phone so we can track it

  • If you suffer from a delusion, press number 7, and your call will be diverted to the mothership

  • If you have schizophrenia, listen carefully until a thin voice in your head gives you a hint, which number to press

  • If you suffer from depression, it doesn’t matter which number you press – no one will answer anyway

  • If you are dyslexic, press 966969996966996966969

  • If you suffer from nervousness, play with the star symbol or with your keys and wait for our operator to call you on the line

  • If you have amnesia, press the number 8 button to enter your name, address, phone number, date of birth, birth number, and your mother’s birth name

  • If you have bipolar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep, Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep

  • If you suffer from short-term memory loss, press number 9

  • If you suffer from short-term memory loss, press number 9

  • If you suffer from short-term memory loss, press number 9

  • If you suffer from short-term memory loss, press number 9

  • If you have an inferiority complex, please hang up


    All our operators are too busy and have no time for you.

    Thank you and have a nice day!

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