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1. Cz-humor- CARS

The cop stops the car, run by an old lady:
“Lady, you have exceeded eighty, you know that?”
“I just look like it in that wig!” The woman defends herself.

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About Men

“Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time…they’re gone.”
Lenny Bruce”

Terminology-Specified…

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go to her and say;
“I am perfect in bed.” This is a  Direct Marketing.

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Story Of An Ant

He was productive and happy, but alas! No one controlled him.

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CZ-humor-MIX-part-1

Czech Humor- Mix/- part 1 Transl. by Maya The financial crisis has already reached me I eat moldy cheeses, drink old wines, and drive in a car without a roof I like to ask vegetarians to stop eating food for my food How far is the train station?” “Two kilometers.” “That’s what you said three hours ago.” “I never change my mind.” I’m like… Read More

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3.CZ-humor-Children

TheTruth About Parents:
When you are a kid, they teach you to talk and walk.
And then they want you to sit at home and keep quiet?

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Cool Down…

“Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, 
which must be preserved at all costs.”|
James Thurber

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CZ- humor-Men & Women

“A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.” Robert Frost “MEN and WOMEN” IN the LIBRARY… The young man came to the library, but there was no room anywhere in the study. Finally, he saw one next to a young, pretty girl. He came to her and asks: “Please, would you mind if I sat next… Read More

If Women Ruled The World…

“Lock up your libraries if you like; but there is no gate, no lock, no bolt that you can set upon the freedom of my mind.”
― Virginia Woolf

TECHNICALLY SPEAKING

Last year I exchanged BOYFRIEND for a HUSBAND
and noticed a significant decrease in performance measures;
particularly in applications…