Czech Humor- Mix/- part 1 Transl. by Maya The financial crisis has already reached me I eat moldy cheeses, drink old wines, and drive in a car without a roof I like to ask vegetarians to stop eating food for my food How far is the train station?” “Two kilometers.” “That’s what you said three hours ago.” “I never change my mind.” I’m like… Read More
“A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.” Robert Frost “MEN and WOMEN” IN the LIBRARY… The young man came to the library, but there was no room anywhere in the study. Finally, he saw one next to a young, pretty girl. He came to her and asks: “Please, would you mind if I sat next… Read More
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:
The professor then said, “OK, we will have an experiment in this class on socialism. All grades would be averaged and everyone would receive the same grade so no one would fail and no one would receive an A.
“If you believe that America is too smug, too self-satisfied, too rich, then let’s destroy America. It is not that hard to do. No nation in history has survived the ravages of time. Arnold Toynbee observed that all great civilizations rise and fall.
“Orange strengthens your emotional body, encouraging a general feeling of joy, well-being, and cheerfulness.” Tae Yun Kim About Oranges Who doesn’t love a delicious and juicy orange as a snack? They are popular with athletes because they can be easily eaten for a burst of energy. I enjoy eating one or two oranges a day most of the year for that same energy-boosting effect…. Read More