“Man has a will, but a woman has her way.”
Oliver Wendell Holmes

Technically speaking…
(From the series…people write a list …)
Translated from Polish
by Maya

“Technical Service Roads.”

BOYFRIEND for a HUSBAND
Last year I exchanged and noticed a significant decrease in performance measures; particularly in applications…

Flowers and Jewelry
that worked flawlessly so far in a Boyfriend.

In addition, Husband – apparently spontaneously – uninstalled several valuable programs such as:
Compliments and Interest
and in return installed completely unwanted applications; Football and Boxing

Talk application does not work completely
and the application Simply Cleaning House – crashes the system.

Run as applications support
Quarrel to fix the problem, to no avail.

Desperate, If everything works as it should,
the Husband should automatically activate applications
Jewelry and Flowers.

Remember, however, that abuse of these applications may
lead Husband to an error;  Dead Silence or Beer.
Beer is a very nasty program that in some situations can turn on
LOUD SNORING- MP3.

Whatever you are doing, remember not to install IN-LAWS.
Do not attempt to install a new program BOYFRIEND.
These are not our applications and destroy HUSBAND.

Miscellaneous From Life

Summing up …
Husband is a great program, but it has limited memory and can not quickly turn on the new features. 
You have to think about the possibility of buying additional software to improve his memory and performance.
I personally recommend;
HOT FOOD or SEX UNDERWEAR.
Have fun! 
Maya

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